Anyways ... at lunch time ... I was eating my ham and mustard rolls and my crisps ... then went outside for some fresh air ... as you do ... when I felt what I thought was an insect bite my tummy! I went to brush it away and this sharp bite happened again! Now this may come as a big surprise to you guys ... but I can be a bit of a drama queen ... so ... at this point I am starting to panic ... it won't brush away and it bloomin' hurt ... I am thinking anaphylactic shock ... a large bee ... a wasp ... possibly a hornet!!!
On further investigation ... I realise it is in my top ... so I hot foots it back up the stairs to the workshop
A smallish ... but very sharp you understand ... piece of McCoys Cheese and Onion chunky crisp falls out!! I did tell you I was a bit of a drama queen... I maybe should have mentioned my very low pain threshold at that point too!
If you are wondering why am I waffling on late on a Saturday night ... well Mary and the lovely Karen said I did n't blog enough anymore ... so here I am ... showing willing :0)
I am off to the NEC tomorrow ... so early to bed for me!
Let me know if you are going ... we could meet for coffee or summink ...
Laters!
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20 comments:
oh linda, you are a legend hunny, this cracked me up!!! crisps can be just as deadly as a wasp sting!!! better to be safe than sorry..wink wink! have a wonderful time at nec....and your pages look gorge btw!!! xx
PML at the killer crisp :D
Have a good day at the NEC - not jealous.............MUCH!!! LOL
Julie xx
They should have a health warning on the bag;) lol
Sheilagh
These pages are gorgeous! Would like to see them again once complete. Love your "killer crisp" story. It gave me a chuckle! Have a blast at nec!! :)
That is just too funny. I love Lord Tim that pops out to say hi now.
LOL... so glad it was only a deadly stinging crisp and not something worse!!
Oh wow u just crack me up : p glad it was only a light snack and not a hornet!
Did you get a 'shot' after...just to be on the safe side LOL
Toni :o)
OMG..more than one way to die from a crisp then, and not just throwing ourself half naked from an upstairs window! I see no drama here, imagine if it had been a stingy thingy.aargh!
Thank God you are ok ... I hear that the Flame Grilled Steak flavour are the dangerous ones rofl... have a good day tomz!! x
You're a hoot!!!! Love the story. You can really get us going!
~Linda
That is just toooooo funny!! ROFL!! Glad it was a false alarm.
Hugs XX
Barbara
Only you could be stung by a crisp - but I am glad it wasn't fatal! You did make me laugh out loud - and I agree, blog more please!!
Enjoy NEC today, wish I was going, but at least it's only a couple of weeks to Ally Pally.
Fancy a crisp? :-) Nice jurnal shots too !!
Oh Lin...tears dripping on my face...Can't stop laughing...it's amazing thanks for sharing you make my sunday...happy..8)
Oh how funny and King Tim made me laugh too, has he seen it?
Oh Linda, weeing myself laughing- see those McCoys can been lethal- walkers and tayto probs less dangerous but coulda been worse, coulda been a dorito!
Luv ya
Jeanette aka
Netrix_
OMG Linda, you do make me laugh!!! Thank goodness you were not hurt TOO badly!!! Thise crisps can be deadly, I hear!!!Pity I went to the NEC on Friday, as I would have loved to meet you for a coffee - well, tea in my case!!
Frankie
xx
omg..i'm laughing out loud...as i'm reading your story i can totally see myself behaving EXACTLY like this! haha thank goodness it was just a crisp and NOT a bee!
you are absolutely nuts!!!! i have had a really bad weekend with a very stressful son doing course work for uni and that story made my day couldn't stop laughing...so thank you and i am glad you are ok after your very traumatic episode lol
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