For those of you who visited me yesterday ... I thought it only right to update you on my date with the dishy Doctor.
It did n't go well ... it lasted for about two minutes before he palmed me off on one of his un-dishy Doctor mates ... who insisted I lay down ... a bit too early in the proceedings for my liking ... and with a local anaesthetic and a scalpel ... he severed all ties ... apparently he does n't want to see me again! I'm not a complete moron ... a polite ... let's just be friends would have been sufficient!
Anyways I had to stagger from the hospital with a rather large eye patch and copious amounts of surgical tape stuck on my hair and in my face ... with my glasses over the top ... from the hospital to ring OH to come and get me ... Do you know what he said ... "I am just mashing the potatoes ... I will leave in about five minutes". I can't tell you what I said because I clicked that button on blogger that says ... No adult content!
Luckily after a night of no crafting my eye is healing nicely and I am pretty much back to normal today ... well normal for me anyway :0)
So this is my Spiced Marmalade Beer mat ... for the eagle eyed among you ... I shall apologise for the still wet glossy accents ... not much to say really ... you know all about the trinkets by now and the Wendy Vecchi stamps ... apart from the pumpkin which is indeed a flower turned upside down ... well kind of anyway ... another genius idea from the crafting goddess herself.
That's kind of it really - Have a good evening! And if you want to get any silly eye jokes out of your system ... just pop them in the comments :0)
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22 comments:
Wow Linda, whatever you do comes out looking amazing, wish i had that much talent my friend .. you are amazing
hugs June xx
so glad your eye is better. shame about the dishy doc but there are more fish in the sea
Lol, love your post! Not sure I could cope with a hot doctor!
eye eye Linda, what have we here! fabby piece as always.
x
Oh Clare, you beat me to it witht he eye eye, great minds and all that - fab beer mat though xxxx
God.The least you could do with nly one working eye is turn out soemthing slightly less than perfect.
I think that I shall never see
A beermat lovely as a tree
But now I know in Linda's hand
A beermat can look mighty grand!
(with apologies to Ogden Nash - ya gorra hav a birra kultcha, intcha?)
Linda, great beer mat...you could do this blindfolded........oh yes, forgot, you did lol
super stuff Linda! sorry about the non dishy doc ;o( but hope your eye will be OK, precious parts to be taken good care of ;o) hugs Nettie xx
Deffo a HIT hun..this is gorgeous...sp'eye'ced Marmalade and mashed potato..your John knows how to look after you ROFL
BTW
Eye don't think that this beermat looks at all like a tree....;O))
LMBO! You are a riot! Hope your eye is feeling better!
Awesome project BTW. It is GORGEOUS!!! What do you do with all of these fabulous beer mats that you make?
Fabulous indeed. :-)
Oh My .. I have had such a chuckle about the Doc. etc. Glad to hear your on the mend :-)
Can you elaborate please on the 'Pumpkin' 'flower turned upside down flower well kind of anway':-) Tis very clever :-)
Carole x
I hope you are ok. Sounds like you have had a tough day! Love your Beer Mat! Absolutely gorgeous!!! You have done and amazing job on this!
Great beer mat - hope your ok x
you made me smile this morning :) eye am not sure there is much eye can say ! lol
xx
Very nice Linda nad I had a laugh too !!
I just love that Pumpkin. Colours are fab... Hope you're eyeing up (geddit) the next sample..
Another fab beermat Linda :) Hope you're feeling ok today ;)
Anne x
well what can I say that others have not, I can SEE you have made a brilliant job as ever, just love this its a great piece of art Linda and hopefully you will SEE we have 2 more sleeps xx
Fabulous artwork Linda.Love that gorgeous orange colour,and your pumpkin looks delish.No eye jokes from me (coz I can't think of any...lol)Hope it's better today.
Cass xxx
Another gorgeous beer mat, love that pumpkin!
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